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TimedText:Parrot sketch.ogg.en.srt Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TimedText:Parrot_sketch.ogg.en.srt

1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:01,200 Eric Praline(Cleese): I wish to make a complaint

2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,100 Shopowner(Palin): Sorry we're closing for lunch

3 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:04,100 Eric Praline: Nevermind that my lad,

4 00:00:04,100 --> 00:00:05,800 I wish to complain about this parrot

5 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:07,400 what I purchased not half an hour

6 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,800 ago from this very boutique.

7 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:10,700 Shopowner: Oh yes, the Norwegian blue, what's wrong with it?

8 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:12,030 Eric Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it,

9 00:00:12,030 --> 00:00:13,600 it's dead, that's what's wrong with it.

10 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:14,200 (laughter)

11 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,700 Shopowner: No, no! It's resting, look

12 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:19,160 Eric Praline: Look my lad, I know a dead parrot when I see

13 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,700 one and I'm looking at one right now! (laughter)

14 00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:23,300 Shopowner: No, No, it's not dead, its restin'

15 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:24,100 Eric Praline: Resting?

16 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:26,500 Shopowner: Yeah. Remarkable bird, the Norwegian blue,

17 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:27,600 beautiful plumage in't it?

18 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:31,000 Eric Praline: The plumage don't enter into it! It's stone Dead!