1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:01,200 Eric Praline(Cleese): I wish to make a complaint
2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,100 Shopowner(Palin): Sorry we're closing for lunch
3 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:04,100 Eric Praline: Nevermind that my lad,
4 00:00:04,100 --> 00:00:05,800 I wish to complain about this parrot
5 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:07,400 what I purchased not half an hour
6 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,800 ago from this very boutique.
7 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:10,700 Shopowner: Oh yes, the Norwegian blue, what's wrong with it?
8 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:12,030 Eric Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it,
9 00:00:12,030 --> 00:00:13,600 it's dead, that's what's wrong with it.
10 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:14,200 (laughter)
11 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,700 Shopowner: No, no! It's resting, look
12 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:19,160 Eric Praline: Look my lad, I know a dead parrot when I see
13 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,700 one and I'm looking at one right now! (laughter)
14 00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:23,300 Shopowner: No, No, it's not dead, its restin'
15 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:24,100 Eric Praline: Resting?
16 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:26,500 Shopowner: Yeah. Remarkable bird, the Norwegian blue,
17 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:27,600 beautiful plumage in't it?
18 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:31,000 Eric Praline: The plumage don't enter into it! It's stone Dead!